The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was Conservative head office who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..