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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more chavs have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into chavs - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by chavs.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about chavs, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".


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